Oh Ye Olde Curiosity Shoppe. Why did I not visit you earlier?
With your shrunken heads and your fetal deer in a jar and your taxidermic two-headed calf?
I mean, come on. You have two mummies and a full human skeleton. You have a taxidermy four-legged chicken.
My favorite part, however, and the part for which I was woefully unprepared, are your old-timey carnival machines.
There's the fortune teller with the glowing crystal ball, the one-armed bandit who dispenses tokens, the sex-appeal-o-meter, the strength-of-character-o-meter (measured by shaking hands with Uncle Sam), the Charlie Chaplin moving picture showcase and a number of old time peep shows.